i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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