you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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