I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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