# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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