just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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