My liver just broke up with me...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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