Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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