i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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