I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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