How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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