I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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