If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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