My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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