btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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