If that was your dad, he is hot
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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