just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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