I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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