office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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