My friends, they love my intelligence
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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