I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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