question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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