Just cropdusted the office
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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