I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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