Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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