Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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