I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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