Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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