I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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