Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
