I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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