We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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