I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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