yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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