All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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