come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I look better un-naked...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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