she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Of course I have a pirate flag
Can you bring me the toilet please
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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