He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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