Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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