also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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