Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I love you.
Bad choice
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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