I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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