How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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