There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
