should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i want to swaddle you in tequila
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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