It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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