Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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