whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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