school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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