Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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