I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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