sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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