Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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