did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I want a musical about memes.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
