Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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