I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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