Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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