white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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